holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

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cramp:

im not sure what i was expecting

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geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.
geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

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teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.
teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.
teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.
teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.
teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.
teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

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anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

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sprigner:

zanetehaiden:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The man with metal blood.
Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.
In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

sprigner:

zanetehaiden:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The man with metal blood.

Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.

In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

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shhady:

guys call girls who like bands crazy and obsessive for knowing all of the band members’ birthdays but they know everything about every football player ever? they know the names, the teams they’ve been on, the teams they’re going to join, how much money they’re all making and all the stats of every player ever? but while this and fantasy football is good and is deemed “normal” girls are still being called crazy and hormonal for going to their favorite band’s concert

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theflowerfaery:

just want to walk around the forest naked

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2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

(via ass-full-of-cass)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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chewbubblegumandkickassbutt:

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Can you even imagine filming this scene? Can you imagine Jared Padalecki, right before the camera starts rolling, pulling this teenage girl aside and being like, “look, this is gonna be weird for both of us, but let’s just agree not to be awkward about it…….” and the girl trying her hardest not to crack up while forcefully grabbing the thigh of a fully grown man under the table?

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